Hope Dies Last

It is July and I’m nervous.

I’m waiting for him to kiss me. I’ve read his palm. I’ve already traced my finger down his life line and accidentally felt his pulse.  We both know it is going to happen because for the last two hours, all we can see are lips. He takes a sip of beer and puts down his glass. I pick it up and imitate him. The beer is cold and bitter but as I swallow I bite my bottom lip and it goes down sweet.  He moves next to me. Kiss me, I think and he does.

I finally exhale and blow a stifled breath into him. When our eyes open, I expect to see my own relief reflected back at me. Instead I see hunger.

It surprises me. Wait, I’m not there yet. He leans in again and kisses me again and this time his hands are touching my body in places we don’t talk about with the lights on. Wait, I’m not there yet.  I put my hands into his; here touch these instead.

‘Why are you being so coy?’ he growls.

I fall back, away from him. His words don’t scare me. It’s his eyes. They’ve fogged up; he’s not looking at me clearly. I’m disappointed. Wait. I don’t want this tonight.

‘Your body seems to want it’, he says as he kisses me again. My eyes stay closed but my legs open. 

No, no, no. I scream to myself. Don’t want me for this. I want you to wait. It feels like a split second decision but it takes twenty minutes. I’m there, lying on the floor, but I’m not in my body. I don’t have to force myself to kiss him, because all I want is a kiss, but  my hands are not my hands. They’re touching, grabbing, unbuttoning, pushing, pulling. Is this what you want? I challenge.

‘Let’s go upstairs’, he says.

‘No.’

I don’t want it to be like every other time; I don’t want to be another woman in his bed. Instead I become another woman on his floor.

I want to wait. I don’t want this to happen now.

But it does.

***

Last year, I didn’t love myself enough to believe that if I told him to wait, he would, and then still want me. Have you ever given in to the moment because you were afraid that if you didn’t, the moment would never come again?

I make general and derogatory statements about men all the time.

Today, over coffee, I was on a rampage. When I paused for a moment, and listened to the words I was using, I felt like an idiot. I was being unfair. Sure, men can sometimes be weak. They can act in ways that disappoint me. They’re so rational that it drives me to be over-emotional.  But I don’t hate them. I kind of heart them. A lot.

I love them when…

…they’re wearing a pair of Converse sneakers.

…their jeans are slightly baggy and their boxers peek out.

…they are not afraid to smile back at me when I’m walking away.

…when they show emotion.

…they finally understand that in acknowledging weakness, they automatically become the strongest man in any room.

…their hair is short and spiky.

…they you use technical MAN words that I do not understand.

…they patiently explain them to me (But if they’re condescending about it, I hate them.)

…they wear layered t-shirts.

…they let me help them.

…they make me laugh by pretending their belly is their alter ego called ”Hans”.

…they do something right, they do it right.

When do you love men?

When Cute Man casually asked me if I would like to go for drinks sometime after work, I had reservations but agreed.

Throughout our three week correspondence he has mentioned his recent break-up in every single email. And I have tried to end that topic in every single email. But, he has persisted. In his latest email, he claimed that there are two types of feelings that one needs to get out of their system after a break-up. The habitual ones and the meaningful ones. Never mind the fact that I am quite intrigued by the way his mind analyzes details this way, it sent shivers down my spine. Especially when he admitted that at the moment his feelings were a combination of habitual and meaningful ones. Say what?

In the very next sentence, he confirmed a day next week for us to get together.

I’ve been on the first date after a man’s long term relationship has ended. I arrive on a wind of hope and a prayer. He arrives with mud in his eyes. It never bodes well for me. So before I replied to his email,  I lay down all the lessons I have learned over the last ten years on the table. I thought for a few hours. I discussed it all with a friend.

Sure, I could go for a drink with him and scope the situation out in person.  That sounds like the adult thing to do. But knowing me, as I do, if I go and he is as cute and charming in person, I will ignore all the warning signs and crush on him and date him and think about him and then he’ll break up with me and then I’ll be sitting in the exact seat I am sitting now writing, Dudes, I shouldn’t have let it start.

I also know that none of that could happen. I may go and not feel a thing for him. I know that the exact opposite could happen. We’ll got out, get on and date happily ever after. If I don’t go, I’ll never know. If I don’t go, I’m closing a door on heart break but also on heart warming. Instead of doing the adult thing, I did my thing.

I was honest.

Here is a relevant excerpt of the email I sent.

“Sigh. As I said before, break-ups are tough. They’re complicated and they’re messy. And it sounds like this was an important relationship to you. You sound confused and attached. It gets better, I promise. So, I’m going to suggest this. When it’s not complicated and when it’s not messy and when you’re not confused and when your feelings are not deep, but really, really, really shallow, then we can go out for a coffee, a drink or whatever else you like. Deal?”

My hope is this: be real and I’ll get real back.

Eventually.

But for now, I’m smiling much brighter than I was yesterday. Because now I know this to be true.

I’ve got my back.

Answer me this.

When did fathers in big butt cars and baby on board signs become sexy?

No seriously. When did this happen? It feels just like yesterday when the only thing hotter than a man driving solo in a sleek, German car was a man standing solo next to a sleek, German car.

Somehow, over the last two years, my taste buds have evolved. I don’t want the solo, stoic, man anymore. You know the one that doesn’t call when he says he will and doesn’t follow through with anything except disappointment. I want the responsible, relationship man. The guy that cares, that sticks to his word. The one that shows up on time and doesn’t leave me waiting.

I guess that’s exactly when fathers became sexy.

When I learned that the car, the hair, the clothes, the job, the 500 close friends, the connections to all the right people in all the right places (and some of the wrong ones), the money, the arrogance, the intelligence, the height, none of that has any value (or sex appeal) if it doesn’t come in a man that is responsible, decisive, protecting and caring.

Fathers became sexy when the word father and the word man became synonyms in my mind. All qualities that my version of father possesses are the qualities that my version of man possesses.

The kind of man that I imagine existed when that word was first uttered. The kind of man that makes a woman tell her friends, ‘You know the reason I like him? He’s a man.’ And all women, everywhere and anywhere, nod in sync in complete understanding.  No more words need to be used.  They  get it. And they’re a little jealous that she found it.

If only men knew how sexy being a man is to a woman.

Maybe then they’d choose to be one.

Before they became fathers.

I only realize the pasts influence on my present, when I’m in smack bang in the middle of a brat attack.

At 16, I met a man while holidaying in South Africa.  This man was–and still is–my first head over heels reciprocated crush. I adored him. We lived a continent apart and yet we would exchange letters regularly. He confessed that he liked me, that he missed me and that he wished the distance between us was smaller. In time, his letters stopped coming. I would ask my close friend that lived five blocks away from him if she had seen him. Her responses were vague. I was too young to understand triangles. I was too young to understand that sometimes people will evade because they don’t want to hurt you. Then, finally, one day I learned through a mutual friend that not only was my friend and my long distance crush dating but they were in love.

It was a hard lesson to learn and accept at sixteen. It is easy to find flaws in the woman that is dating the man that you want. But when that woman is your friend, it is impossible. I knew her, I loved her. I knew all her good qualities and I knew that she deserved someone exactly like him. I wanted to hate her. I wanted to hate him. But I couldn’t–they were so damn cute together–so I quietly surrendered.

Since then there have been moments were I have been worried that the man I like will choose a friend over me. It is not beyond the realm of possibility; my close girl friends come in insanely attractive packages. They are all smart, pretty, independent, funny and strong women. Over the years, the same scenario has unfolded a couple of times. Never in the same intensity and never with the same ending but the story has been the same. I like him. He likes her. She likes him.

Right now, a similar story may or may not be unfolding. My gut feeling tells me that a new man–let us call him Apollo–who I find–let us just say–interesting seems to find my friend quite interesting. There is a possibility that my past is colouring my interpretation of his actions, but I can’t tell. She is adamant that it is all friendly and besides, she is smitten and taken by a very lucky fella.

Still, I worry. I worry because I adore this friend but I have these uncontrollable feelings of anger, resentment and jealousy towards her that I can’t put a handle on. Really,  I’m being a brat.

And it blows.

So I’ve gotta know:

Have you ever found yourself in such a triangle with a friend? How have you dealt with it?