If we were to ever meet; if we were to ever go out lunching or drinking or even just hanging; if I begin to quote Southpark, or wax poetic about how much I like Snoop Dog, Warren G and all good 90s rap; if I start talking about game consoles or Leisure Suit Larry or Asteroids I want you to carefully look around the table.
There is a man at this table. And chances are his smile doth give me the butterflies.
And so my question for today is:
What kinds of things do you suddenly remember that you ‘adore’ when in close proximity to a man you want to impress?




Regulators… mount up.
Monty Python.
Original Nintendo.
Beer (except not anymore).
Tequila?
other women
This is going to sound like a big fat lie, but I’m mostly myself. I say “mostly” because the one thing I do reign in is my potty mouth. I suddenly become more ladylike.
Otherwise? Fuck ‘em.
I’m guilty of bringing up the fact that I’m a drummer, although I conviently forget to mention that I’m not actually very good at it.
Hockey.
(I’m Canadian)
(And, to be fair, I really do love it.)