The reason I should stop going out bra-less

Dear Old Dude,

Hi there, I’m Hope. You don’t know me by name, but I’m the girl who flashed you her left boob this morning.

LET ME EXPLAIN.

See, I woke up this morning with a phone call from my sister begging me to get my ass to the pharmacy immediately because Nephew�# 1 hadn’t done his Number 2s in several days. She needed me to get a suppository.

I jumped out of bed and slipped on the first dress in my wardrobe. A strapless, maxi and off I went.

On my way home, I decided to stop at Starbucks for my usual Chai. When I exited Starbucks I was met with a pretty regular phenomenon. �A car had parked right next to me �on the driver’s side. He had parked so close that I could NOT open my door. I couldn’t even fit between our two�cars to get to the door.

Old dude, I am impatient and after five minutes I was tired of waiting.

I opened the passenger door and attempted to climb into the drivers seat. Of course, as I did this my foot stepped onto the hem of my dress. As a result the top dropped and VOILA!

BOOB EXPOSURE.

Of course, I did not realize this for at least one full minute as I made myself comfortable, put my drink in the cup holder and tried to find my keys that had fallen out of hand.

60 SLOW SECONDS OF BOOB EXPOSURE

Oh.

My.

Cringing.

God.

Anywaaaaaay, all I really wanted to say was thank you for not staring.

(As much as you could have done)

Much appreciation,

Hope in a Bra

19 Responses to The reason I should stop going out bra-less

06mickey | June 26, 2009 at 2:37 pm | Reply

LOL!! :-))
pinkjellybaby | June 26, 2009 at 2:41 pm | Reply

hehehehehehe
Adorably Bitter | June 26, 2009 at 3:55 pm | Reply

I am pretty sure he came out of the ordeal undamaged.

:D
kristinblakely | June 26, 2009 at 3:57 pm | Reply

HILARIOUS.

and i totally know that feeling.
Lpeg | June 26, 2009 at 4:21 pm | Reply

freaking hilarious!!
brookem | June 26, 2009 at 5:16 pm | Reply

you probably made his day!
ktaylor27 | June 26, 2009 at 5:33 pm | Reply

This story was amazing. Very Janet Jackson of you.
chasingparadise | June 26, 2009 at 5:44 pm | Reply

haha, that was great! Were you completely mortified or what?
Hope | June 26, 2009 at 5:47 pm | Reply

Chasing P: Yes! I was MORTIFIED. But only for a little bit. Then I shrugged, pulled a Rachel and said, “Its OK, I have nice boobs.”

;)
Chris | June 26, 2009 at 6:06 pm | Reply

This never happens when I’m around… : ( not that I would stare of course… oh, who am I kidding, I’d have thrown a quick glance O: s
Erin | June 26, 2009 at 10:18 pm | Reply

tee hee! (I am laughing WITH you)
Mae December | June 27, 2009 at 1:10 am | Reply

Dude this same thing happened to me, left boob and everything.

Except I was 15 and a room full of teenage boys. And it was 10 seconds.

Mortifying nonetheless.
Queen | June 27, 2009 at 8:44 am | Reply

LOL, SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO DO THIS TO YOURSELF?
I CAN SO PICTURE YOU GIGGLING ALL THE WAY HOME WHEN HAVING CALMED DOWN WITH THE EVENT.
WAY TO GO MY FRIEND.
Peter DeWolf | June 27, 2009 at 9:36 pm | Reply

Posted today on oldgreekdude.blogspot.com:

“Fuck yesssss!!!!!!!!”
rob | June 28, 2009 at 7:26 am | Reply

Some of us are still respectful.
Brittney | June 28, 2009 at 8:27 am | Reply

omygosh. lol.
amber | June 28, 2009 at 9:33 am | Reply

Thank god my boobs have never popped out in any public sort of situation. My sympathies.
miss a | June 28, 2009 at 2:42 pm | Reply

I agree, I think he would have been equally as embarrassed ;-)
Bridget | June 28, 2009 at 9:49 pm | Reply

I don’t comment nearly enough but I love the fact that you’re able to laugh about it. It’s all we can do, right?

This was a fantastic post.

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