June 2009

Confession

I have not been on a airplane in over two years. I have not left Athens in over two years. Every time I go to Ikea–which sits directly opposite Athens International–I get thunderous heart palpitations. It’s not a lot of fun. As you now, in a couple of weeks I’m flying to a lovely island [...]

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The reason I should stop going out bra-less

Dear Old Dude, Hi there, I’m Hope. You don’t know me by name, but I’m the girl who flashed you her left boob this morning. LET ME EXPLAIN. See, I woke up this morning with a phone call from my sister begging me to get my ass to the pharmacy immediately because Nephew # 1 hadn’t [...]

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P is for Perfect

Yesterday was a bad day. Yesterday was one of those days were you fail to see all that you have and all that you do do. In honour of today and feeling a lot better, I finally decided to complete The Perfect Meme that I saw over at Brandy’s a couple of weeks ago. The [...]

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Stating the obvious

If you do nothing, nothing will happen. If you do nothing,  nothing will change. If you do nothing, you will have nothing to say. (But, you will cry a lot in therapy)

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Hairy

Every couple of months I submit myself to laser hair removal. As a long time wax-er, I find the ice-cold sensation of having my facial hair zapped pretty soothing. That’s right. Facial hair. I have it. As a proud Greek and a card carrying member of Fucked Up Poly-cystic Ovaries, my hair grows in unusual [...]

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