This is what happens when I have writer's block

I calculate my own dating stats. 

To the best of my recollection:

• 53% of all first dates I have been on have resulted in a kiss and/or more.
• 24% of all first dates I have been have turned into a relationship
• 23% of all first dates have had absolutely no result. (Unless, as I do, you count Utter Disappointment or Utter Relief as a result)

With no standard in which to judge these stats against, I can only make my own deductions:

• I may or may not be (its a 50/50 thing) easy
• I have used the term ‘relationship’ very loosely but…
• …by a difference of one percent, I am more likely to find myself in a relationship than I am to die alone.

Do I hear a hallelujah?

P.S Please feel free to calculate your own dating stats and make me feel less of a weirdo.