Apparently when a waitor only looks in your direction when taking your order, asks “Do I know you?” and then teases you when you order something that is not on the menu? Apparently that is flirting.
Best Friend: Can I ask you a question?
Me: Sure
Best Friend: Please tell me you realize he’s hitting on you right now?
Me: Who is?
It would be funny and endearing if it weren’t so maladaptive, don’t you think?
Hi, I’m Eleni Zoe, a romantically-challenged writer trying to get to know myself. I write about the stuff we usually only share when the lights are off.
I also ask a lot of questions.
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Okay..he WAS flirting with you, you DO realize that now right?
Hehe. Yes after it was explained to me using drawings and diagrams, I understood. Sigh.
Major Hunt=HOT. The end.
Oh waitor boy was totally hitting on you!
Also, I’m SO EXCITED about the new developments for Cristina on Grey’s! Their whole stitching and makeout session after she was impaled by the icicle was hot and hilarious! YES for Dr. Yang gettin’ some!
I love him too!!!! I was praying he’d come back and become a regular from the first time I saw him. I thought…he’s gotta stick around. He is so manly.
I love flirting with waiters.
Yay for Major Hunt. Cannot wait to see more of him.
Yes, I cannot wait for Grey’s!
I loved last week’s Grey’s! I loved Lexie telling off George, I loved the return of Major Hunt… I loved it! Is it Thursday yet?
I cannot wait for Grey’s either!! Major Hunt is Major Sexy!! =)
Poor him for trying so hard… and poor you for not getting the hint… You make it sound so funny :-)
It seems as though you’re locked up in yourself… which makes a certain sense to me… I am hoping you encounter someone who’s able to make yourself open up slowly, naturally, effortlessly.
me too Hope, me too.